I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.
Then there’s the Navy
I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off
IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER
“i dont care about looks”
YOU’RE A LIAR
YOU ARE LYING
slowly approaching bear
the bears will be in eventually
Bear will arrive sooner than thought.
BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS
BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR
BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE
WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR
I laughed so hard
I’m astonished and flabbergasted when people do.
- anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)